Hey there - miss me? Sorry it's taken me so long to get back - my family has been in crisis mode for the last few weeks, but things are getting back to normal now - thank goodness! One of my family members had a motorcycle accident, but he's going to be ok now. I was thinking about learning how to ride a motorcycle, too, but I think I'll stick with tree climbing and sun bathing now that I've seen what can happen.
I really enjoy just lying around taking it easy - nothing too stressful. There are things that stress me out, though.
It's easy to tell if I'm stressed - I turn a blackish color. Sometimes if I see a pretty lady, I turn a cute orange shade.
Here are the top ten stressors in my life:
# 10 Peeping toms -the neighbors like to come to the window and take a peek at me - they think I don't notice
# 9 Staying up past my bedtime - causes wrinkles around my eyes
# 8 Reality tv - except for American Idol - I just love Simon
# 7 Being called "Old Lizard" by Billy - I'm not that old
# 6 Being reprimanded when trying to eat the carpet - or is it my shadow on the carpet? - I'm not sure
# 5 Finding that the puppy chow in my snack bag has gone stale
# 4 Waking up to find my cousin P-nut staring at me
# 3 Finding poop in my drinking water
# 2 Wanting to come out and play when I can't - I like to make my mom feel guilty by waiting until she's too busy to let me out.
And finally, the #1 stressor in my life is..........the big black duffel bag that sits in the closet. When I get sick and have to go to the doctor, they stick me in that thing. Of all the humiliating things to do to a grown lizard! I hate those days. Luckily, I don't get sick very often.
Here's another picture of me. This is from my modeling portfolio. I was considering going to modeling school, but I was told I'm a bit overweight to be a model. I guess you have to look like a skink to get a cover these days.....
I like this picture - it shows I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to wear a flower on my head. This is no ordinary flower - it happens to be my favorite flower to snack on - pansies. They are really tasty and fat free to boot. You should give them a try.
